Political Surrealism or 'Tis the Season of the Female Republican

By

Micheline Birger


You know, quite frankly, I am oh so bored with this Mid-Term erection process. No juicy, meaty, scintillating sex scandals to blather on about. How dull...how flat...thus far. Except from that chick from Delaware - Christine O'Donnell who's whopping all of the Big Boys in her home state. Yeah, go Christine go. Go get 'em Tiger!!! Oh Saturday Night Live did a blip on her on her anti-masturbation or was it pro-masturbation politico platform? Whatever...does it really matter? Do you want Uncle Sam in your bedroom? Especially when you are alone? Oh poooolllleeeezzzzeee!!! I surmise it was just the misspokenness of her youth...

Those Republican Girls are like giant wrecking balls coming into play with the oh so stale male political agendas. Now that is what I call change. These gals have more b___s than any man that I have ever known...and I say - more power to them. I do not know, nor do I care about what their agenda is - but - what I do admire is their grit and determination to live their vision. They are indeed the poster child for the pop-up doll, Barbie, who actually does have a valid opinion this time. And these Barbie Republican gals, just will not, and I repeat will not - back down.

They are a role-model for all women. They are not quivering, shaking and crying boohoo-boohoo every time the media-o-cracy gives them flack. It used to be that political women "stood by their man" almost like that Tammy Wynette song. And now it is the men who are "standing by their woman." Quite frankly, I do not know that much about this Christine O'Donnell and what her marital status is or is not...I just admire her "full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes" laser beam focus for her agenda. Let the best man win...whether it be man or woman!

The only big sex thing thus far, to my knowledge is the gays in the military - "Don't ask, don't tell policy" that I quite don't understand...but there are folks out there that apparently want to repeal it for whatever esoteric or moral reasoning that they can muster up. I say it is just another smoke'n'mirrors brouhaha that means absolutely zilch in the Big Picture of things...does it really matter who is fighting for America as long as they are Americans??? To the core in their heart and souls? Does a church ask where the money comes from when they need their coffers filled? No, they just thank a power much greater for providing.

So the political Stupid-Bowl, er, Super-Bowl continues as comedienne Steven Colbert goes to Washington D.C. to address Congress about "corn-husking" or some such nonsense; the Talk Show Hosts continue to roast Obama like a stuffed pig by reminding the people how bad off we are with him; and the Tea Party Movement is gaining momentum as we all go rogue. God, we all need a good sex scandal to sweeten the pot. That always spins things even more out of control in this spun-out-of-control Midterm Erection. I shall call it the Dawning of the Age of the Republican Female Dominance a la Ball-Busting Get Back to Basics and Make American Strong Agenda.

It just goes to show you, a woman has to work twice as hard to go half as far as a man - but they do and can do it. It is their Karma, it is their Destiny. Does anyone, anybody, I am desperate to know...does anyone know about any good sex scandals besides masturbation in this heat of political fervor? Yes, Ti's the season of the woman...yeah!