Political Cabaret Sponsored by Viagra
By
Micheline Birger
Whew! Finally a juicy sex scandal! It's not exactly brand new but hey, it's better than nothing...and it's The Arnold. Why would a muscle-bound gorgeous Mr. Universe - AKA- The Terminator -AKA - The former Guv of the Great State of California ever wander astray from his loving wife and four children? I say variety...I say ego...I say passion...I say he did it because he is The Arnold. Heck, he's loaded! He can afford all of his legal and out of wedlock children. Ah, men who love too much and the women they must keep happy...and pay for. Go make some more $$$jillion$$$ movies and get on with things...OK Arnold?
Next in this Chronicle of famous politicians who have love or is it sex on their mind...is Billy Boy Clinton...in 1998 with his illustrious line "I did not have sex with that woman"...Hey, he inspired a play that is the title of this blog. Regardless, it does seem silly now in the Bigger Picture of world relations. Bill, you were always brilliant as a true classy diplomat...now where is that little navy blue dress?
Next in this slide show is Rep. Rob Livingston who admitted that he cheated on his wife and resigned thereafter...in 1998...Bye-Bye Rob!
Next is former New Jersey Guv in 2004 - James McGreevy - who cheated on his wife with another man...he resigned his post and is now happily gay.
Next is Rep. Mark Foley in 2006...apparently he was accused of sending sexually explicit messages via email and instant messaging to his pages??? What??? He checked into rehab for alcoholism soon after...
Next is Antonio Villaraigosa in 2007 - LA Mayor - apparently he had an affair with a local TV reporter. This was after he apparently separated from his wife...is this worth the slide show time?
Next is Senator David Vitter in 2007 who's number kept on popping up with the D.C. Madam's Escort Services. I guess he kept on dialing a wrong number.
Next is Senator Larry Craig in 2007 who was picked up in the Minneapolis Airport for toe-tapping in men's bathroom stalls. Was this actually lewd pick-up behavior or a chance for him to stretch between flights? Hmmmm...whatever...it got him in a lot of hot water...he had a lot of 'splaining to do.
Next is Kwame Kilpatrick - former Detroit Mayor - in 2008 who got caught for sending romantic text messages to someone who was not his wife. Ciao Kwame!
Next is Eliot Spitzer in 2008, former Guv of New York - AKA - Mr. Clean...apparently he had a fascination with Call Girl #9. Now he hosts another talking head show for CNN...for punishment he does voice over work for Mr. Clean ads...
Next is John Edwards, former Senator & Prez candidate. Well in 2007 he had an affair with a gal...has a love child. You can afford them John, all that $$$ you made as a malpractice lawyer...
Next is Senator John Ensign of Nevada in 2009 who had an affair with his campaign aide...Cindy...he resigned his post this year.
Next is ex Guv Mark Sanford in 2009 who admitted having an affair with an Argentine woman - Don't Cry for Me Argentina - he did finish his tenure as Guv though.
Next is Rep. Chris Lee of N.Y. in 2011 who apparently send a "shirtless photo" to a woman on Craigslist...see ya' Chris!
Next is Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister who in 2011 allegedly had relations with an exotic-drop-dead-underage-gorgeous-Moroccan Dancer...named Ruby...both deny any wrongdoing...Ruby! Ruby! Won't You Be Mine?
And last but not least is Dominique Strauss-Kahn in 2011...IMF Chief and Big Cheese in the International Money world...and who also happens to be a leading contender in France's Socialist Party as a nominee...well apparently he is allegedly accused of sexual assault with a Manhattan Maid in his $3000 a night hotel suite...in the middle of the night...last I heard he is still being detained in N.Y. ...with a hefty bail...somehow the whole thing as reported doesn't add up and seem right...it feels like a bunch of monkey-business going on...all the way around...stay tuned...
So are these accused guys saints or sinners? Megalomaniacs? Narcissists? Or are they just men who love too much and can afford the women they keep? Whatever! Thanks CNN for chronicling this little human slice-o-life slideshow/sideshow in the amusing world of political sex scandals. We are all so human, aren't we? (http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/05/17/political.sex.scandals/index.html)
It really doesn't matter what age these guys are...their blood is still a pumping; their heart's still a beating; their testosterone is out of control...they are alive!...and they all beg for our forgiveness, don't they? It just boils down to men...Republicans - Democrats...I guess deep-down they need to feel like men...show the world their oats in this Political Cabaret Sponsored by Viagra.
XOXO
Micheline
Check out my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle!
(http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1)
Micheline Birger
Whew! Finally a juicy sex scandal! It's not exactly brand new but hey, it's better than nothing...and it's The Arnold. Why would a muscle-bound gorgeous Mr. Universe - AKA- The Terminator -AKA - The former Guv of the Great State of California ever wander astray from his loving wife and four children? I say variety...I say ego...I say passion...I say he did it because he is The Arnold. Heck, he's loaded! He can afford all of his legal and out of wedlock children. Ah, men who love too much and the women they must keep happy...and pay for. Go make some more $$$jillion$$$ movies and get on with things...OK Arnold?
Next in this Chronicle of famous politicians who have love or is it sex on their mind...is Billy Boy Clinton...in 1998 with his illustrious line "I did not have sex with that woman"...Hey, he inspired a play that is the title of this blog. Regardless, it does seem silly now in the Bigger Picture of world relations. Bill, you were always brilliant as a true classy diplomat...now where is that little navy blue dress?
Next in this slide show is Rep. Rob Livingston who admitted that he cheated on his wife and resigned thereafter...in 1998...Bye-Bye Rob!
Next is former New Jersey Guv in 2004 - James McGreevy - who cheated on his wife with another man...he resigned his post and is now happily gay.
Next is Rep. Mark Foley in 2006...apparently he was accused of sending sexually explicit messages via email and instant messaging to his pages??? What??? He checked into rehab for alcoholism soon after...
Next is Antonio Villaraigosa in 2007 - LA Mayor - apparently he had an affair with a local TV reporter. This was after he apparently separated from his wife...is this worth the slide show time?
Next is Senator David Vitter in 2007 who's number kept on popping up with the D.C. Madam's Escort Services. I guess he kept on dialing a wrong number.
Next is Senator Larry Craig in 2007 who was picked up in the Minneapolis Airport for toe-tapping in men's bathroom stalls. Was this actually lewd pick-up behavior or a chance for him to stretch between flights? Hmmmm...whatever...it got him in a lot of hot water...he had a lot of 'splaining to do.
Next is Kwame Kilpatrick - former Detroit Mayor - in 2008 who got caught for sending romantic text messages to someone who was not his wife. Ciao Kwame!
Next is Eliot Spitzer in 2008, former Guv of New York - AKA - Mr. Clean...apparently he had a fascination with Call Girl #9. Now he hosts another talking head show for CNN...for punishment he does voice over work for Mr. Clean ads...
Next is John Edwards, former Senator & Prez candidate. Well in 2007 he had an affair with a gal...has a love child. You can afford them John, all that $$$ you made as a malpractice lawyer...
Next is Senator John Ensign of Nevada in 2009 who had an affair with his campaign aide...Cindy...he resigned his post this year.
Next is ex Guv Mark Sanford in 2009 who admitted having an affair with an Argentine woman - Don't Cry for Me Argentina - he did finish his tenure as Guv though.
Next is Rep. Chris Lee of N.Y. in 2011 who apparently send a "shirtless photo" to a woman on Craigslist...see ya' Chris!
Next is Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister who in 2011 allegedly had relations with an exotic-drop-dead-underage-gorgeous-Moroccan Dancer...named Ruby...both deny any wrongdoing...Ruby! Ruby! Won't You Be Mine?
And last but not least is Dominique Strauss-Kahn in 2011...IMF Chief and Big Cheese in the International Money world...and who also happens to be a leading contender in France's Socialist Party as a nominee...well apparently he is allegedly accused of sexual assault with a Manhattan Maid in his $3000 a night hotel suite...in the middle of the night...last I heard he is still being detained in N.Y. ...with a hefty bail...somehow the whole thing as reported doesn't add up and seem right...it feels like a bunch of monkey-business going on...all the way around...stay tuned...
So are these accused guys saints or sinners? Megalomaniacs? Narcissists? Or are they just men who love too much and can afford the women they keep? Whatever! Thanks CNN for chronicling this little human slice-o-life slideshow/sideshow in the amusing world of political sex scandals. We are all so human, aren't we? (http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/05/17/political.sex.scandals/index.html)
It really doesn't matter what age these guys are...their blood is still a pumping; their heart's still a beating; their testosterone is out of control...they are alive!...and they all beg for our forgiveness, don't they? It just boils down to men...Republicans - Democrats...I guess deep-down they need to feel like men...show the world their oats in this Political Cabaret Sponsored by Viagra.
XOXO
Micheline
Check out my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle!
(http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1)