Political Briefs a la Twitter...
By
Micheline Birger
Can you, anyone on the planet take U.S. Politics seriously??? But seriously folks...you've got to be kidding, or is it tweeting or twittering??? Whatever! Another poor victim politician is crying "I didn't do it or yes I did do it! Oh! Oh! Oh! Please forgive me, let me go, I'm just a by-product of our egomanical-narcissistic-overinflated Washington-political-machine...and all of you little folks out there in reality land put me in here...oh boohoo-boohoo...I know I am a bad boy but you can't make me quit...after all...the whole world has seen me in my briefs...and it is quite clear - I AM A MAN!"
Oh please, give me a break! Why does the media insist on giving yet another politician their own show. No wonder this guy is aptly named Weiner - such an appropriate name - there is no accident in the Universe when the Universe was handing out names. What a Weiner!
Folks, it doesn't get any better than this political reality show. Two and A Half-Men; Seinfeld; I Love Lucy...step aside...temporarily at least. Washington D.C. has scripted the best unscripted-improv-candid camera variety show going on. Three cheers for D.C. for giving me a deep belly laugh. I am laughing myself into hysteria at the insanity of this great republic and what we tolerate from our political leaders. No wonder we are such a world class magnet for fruits and nuts.
Meanwhile, back at the farm - the economy is still on the fringe - the deficit is eight miles high - I'm losing count at all of the Republican Chorus Line auditions...and who, just who is going to challenge the current Big-Spender-In-Chief -AKA - America's King and all of his Loyalist Followers - who - but who - is going to defeat this guy? Get it together Republicans...get it together. We need to see A Star Is Born in your audition line-up...
Twittering in Briefs...but really now...I guess that is what this country boils down to...Boxers or Briefs...and whose jewels are behind the crown...no wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet...
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1
Micheline Birger
Can you, anyone on the planet take U.S. Politics seriously??? But seriously folks...you've got to be kidding, or is it tweeting or twittering??? Whatever! Another poor victim politician is crying "I didn't do it or yes I did do it! Oh! Oh! Oh! Please forgive me, let me go, I'm just a by-product of our egomanical-narcissistic-overinflated Washington-political-machine...and all of you little folks out there in reality land put me in here...oh boohoo-boohoo...I know I am a bad boy but you can't make me quit...after all...the whole world has seen me in my briefs...and it is quite clear - I AM A MAN!"
Oh please, give me a break! Why does the media insist on giving yet another politician their own show. No wonder this guy is aptly named Weiner - such an appropriate name - there is no accident in the Universe when the Universe was handing out names. What a Weiner!
Folks, it doesn't get any better than this political reality show. Two and A Half-Men; Seinfeld; I Love Lucy...step aside...temporarily at least. Washington D.C. has scripted the best unscripted-improv-candid camera variety show going on. Three cheers for D.C. for giving me a deep belly laugh. I am laughing myself into hysteria at the insanity of this great republic and what we tolerate from our political leaders. No wonder we are such a world class magnet for fruits and nuts.
Meanwhile, back at the farm - the economy is still on the fringe - the deficit is eight miles high - I'm losing count at all of the Republican Chorus Line auditions...and who, just who is going to challenge the current Big-Spender-In-Chief -AKA - America's King and all of his Loyalist Followers - who - but who - is going to defeat this guy? Get it together Republicans...get it together. We need to see A Star Is Born in your audition line-up...
Twittering in Briefs...but really now...I guess that is what this country boils down to...Boxers or Briefs...and whose jewels are behind the crown...no wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet...
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1