Guerrilla Politicks
By
Micheline Birger
Well, the Spin-O-Cracy Moguls have spent a lot of daze and nights scheming up their next political ploy...who did what to whom and who put there big foot in their small mouth this past week.
I guess the grand prize goes to Rush Limbaugh because he called a Georgetown Law Student - Sandra Fluke - "a slut." Said in a Congressional Hearing that she was glad that the Almighty Godly Obama Administration, Inc., wants to pay for her contraception. She claimed that she had sex about 3000 times a year which when divided by 366 daze a year, comes to about 8.19 times a day. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/03/limbaugh-apologizes-for-slut-comment/
When does this gal study, eat, or sleep? She is or someone is paying for her Georgetown Law School tuition which I am sure is not bargain basement rates. The irony is that she can't afford the $5-$10 a month for birth control pills yet she can afford Georgetown? A gal has a right to go to school and pay exorbitant tuition so maybe she is the Poster Gal of the average poor woman in America who needs to work her way through school...too bad she didn't think her way through...
I am in no way saying that this gal is a slut, whore, prostitute or whatever, but I as a female want to know - What is her motivation for going public with that type of disclosure? Who's her Daddy? I can't think of a single reason other than someone is paying her. Who put her up to that task? "Oh, by the way, I publicly tell the world my little sex secrets...I don't lie about my sex life." She got a huge apology from the Prez himself via telephone in between his campaign financing gigs. Sounds like this is no fluke for Fluke...but the whole thing sounds like she's a flake to me.
It's like all of these women who came out of the woodwork echoing in unison that they got "groped by Herman Cain." This shenanigans sounds like another garden variety insane what-the..where-did-that-one-come-from??? Let's put a spin on this so the people don't ask about the economy or gas prices...or jobs...you know, the real issues. Divisive - yes. Are Americans that gullible that they don't see what is really happening? I don't know. We'll see come Erection Day 2012...
Micheline Birger
Well, the Spin-O-Cracy Moguls have spent a lot of daze and nights scheming up their next political ploy...who did what to whom and who put there big foot in their small mouth this past week.
I guess the grand prize goes to Rush Limbaugh because he called a Georgetown Law Student - Sandra Fluke - "a slut." Said in a Congressional Hearing that she was glad that the Almighty Godly Obama Administration, Inc., wants to pay for her contraception. She claimed that she had sex about 3000 times a year which when divided by 366 daze a year, comes to about 8.19 times a day. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/03/limbaugh-apologizes-for-slut-comment/
When does this gal study, eat, or sleep? She is or someone is paying for her Georgetown Law School tuition which I am sure is not bargain basement rates. The irony is that she can't afford the $5-$10 a month for birth control pills yet she can afford Georgetown? A gal has a right to go to school and pay exorbitant tuition so maybe she is the Poster Gal of the average poor woman in America who needs to work her way through school...too bad she didn't think her way through...
I am in no way saying that this gal is a slut, whore, prostitute or whatever, but I as a female want to know - What is her motivation for going public with that type of disclosure? Who's her Daddy? I can't think of a single reason other than someone is paying her. Who put her up to that task? "Oh, by the way, I publicly tell the world my little sex secrets...I don't lie about my sex life." She got a huge apology from the Prez himself via telephone in between his campaign financing gigs. Sounds like this is no fluke for Fluke...but the whole thing sounds like she's a flake to me.
It's like all of these women who came out of the woodwork echoing in unison that they got "groped by Herman Cain." This shenanigans sounds like another garden variety insane what-the..where-did-that-one-come-from??? Let's put a spin on this so the people don't ask about the economy or gas prices...or jobs...you know, the real issues. Divisive - yes. Are Americans that gullible that they don't see what is really happening? I don't know. We'll see come Erection Day 2012...
Another note-worthy event this week is the overwhelming unpopularity that the Current-Big-Spender-In-Chief has in his hometown of Washington D.C. An advertisement in the D.C. Metro blatantly and unabashedly tells him to Go To Hell. Doesn't that give you a warm and fuzzy feeling about how everybody just loves, loves, loves - Barack??? http://news.yahoo.com/hell-barack-row-over-washington-metro-ad-051919392.html
Anyway, the Republican Gong Show continues neck in neck - Mitt, Rick, Newt & Ron...everyone is salivating for Super-Duper-Tuesday - this Tuesday. Yawn! We shall see. I do believe that politicks in America is the greatest He Haw Show on the planet. And the winner is...Guerrilla Politicks sponsored by Oral Contraception and D.C. Metro Advertising...can't you feel the love?
And we're not even going to the epic dramedy of the Prez's birth certificate on whether it is authentic or not? http://news.yahoo.com/obama-birth-certificate-maybe-forged-sheriff-joe-arpaio-160607568--abc-news.html I think we need to find out the truth and nothing but the truth so help me...you finish the sentence...and if it is not the truth...what do we do with this guy in office? There are still a lot doubts about his illegitimacy...isn't there?
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XOXO
Micheline