Two Turkeys Avoid TSA PatDowns As America's Sex Shellacking Continues Ad Nauseum

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Micheline Birger

Well, Apple and Cider, bypassed airport PatDowns...and they didn't get nuked flying into D.C. from Modesto, California...courtesy of the US Taxpayer...nor did they get a "shellacking" for Thanksgiving Day...instead they received a full Presidential Pardon so they can live in the political capital of the world...by the way...Apple and Cider are turkeys...gobble...gobble...gobble...

Prez Dude took another shellacking playing basketball on Friday...had to get 12 stitches in his lip...I guess he will be lisping at his next TelePrompter speech...I hear he will be taking ventriloquist lessons...and getting a cute dummy to do his talks...

Joe Miller, (R), who won the Senate primary in Alaska for the Tea Party is still contesting his shellacking by incumbent Lisa Murkowski (R)...still no word what the final answer is...I guess it's not over until the fat lady sings...it's kind of leaning towards Lisa...

Rahm Emmanual, former White House Chief of Staff, is getting his own shellacking in Hometown Chicago...apparently he rented out his Chicago house to a real estate industrialist/entrepreneur who has a lease on the house until 2011...Rahm asked him to break it so he could move back in and he refused...he doesn't feel like moving out...yet...and the quirk is that since Rahm wasn't/isn't an official resident of Chicago because he rented out his house while in D.C. he is no longer considered a resident of Chicago and legally cannot run for 'Da Mayor...and to top it off, his tenant who has absolutely no experience in politicks is running for 'Da Mayor...I see lots of legal battles in their future...

So the new Political Theatre that is emerging is a party called the No Labels Party...not too far left and not to far right...they're Centrist Dems and Republicans...and their common thread is bi-partisanship...apparently Mayor Mike Bloomberg of 'ze Big Apple is kind of...sort of...the unofficial head of it...as an Independent...sounds like the Can't We Just All Get Along Party to me...

Apparently the anticipated opting-out of the TSA pat-downs was more of a let-down this weekend...a gal did wear a bikini going through the line in the LA Airport...I guess folks just didn't want to rabble-rouse...just go from point A to B...just let the U.S. Government irradiate and feel you up on your way to Grandma's...what is the alternative to not flying anymore??? That's what some pundits are calling incrementalization...another new word...

We are becoming a nation of sheep...we are all so ardent and passionate about all of our causes...perhaps our next cause ought to be saving our own souls from Pat-Downs and Irradiation...what else is next...total cavity searches to board a commercial plane? We all need to stand-up and not sit-down flipping the remote and screaming at the TV...Why doesn't someone do something about this total insanity....Stop the Insanity!!! You know, it is not OK, it really isn't...

What happened to the Spirit of America? Rugged Individualism? You know the grit that makes the outrageous U.S. of A. such a smashing success? A world super power... Are we becoming wimps? Fearful to stand up for our rights...or are we just giving our power to a government that flies out turkeys from Modesto, California courtesy of our hard earned tax dollar...just to think...two turkeys from Modesto were the only ones who didn't get shellacked this past Turkey Daze...


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