International Political Stupid-Bowls & A Suspected Alaskan-Style "Todd"ry Affair...
By
Micheline Birger
Headlines! Headlines! Don't Read All About It! If you do, you will want to stick your head in the sand and never come up for air! Happy Heart & Love Month Everyone! Can't you feel the love that is angling/bursting forth through the ether's of the planet??? Ah Yes! Let my people go...I'm mad as H___ and I am not taking it anymore! Stop the World - I Want to Sputnik Outta Here! Egyptian Politicks Eclipse U.S. Politicks! Off with the Old and On with the New! Dead President's Never Die! U.S. Women Doctors are Getting the Short-End of the Financial Stethoscope Stick! Sexism in America is Alive and Thriving!
Well, not unless you are a complete idiot, recluse or possibly even both, the Big News du jour is the Egyptian Uprisings. Off with the Old and On with the New! Mubarek of Egypt conceded this past Saturday his 30 year dictatorial post. Could it possibly all those folks in Tahrir Square demanding dignity and freedom for all??? Ya' think? Ya' think that all this rioting, screaming and anger kind of gently let him know that his services were no longer needed??? Now, the next big question is - when will he say Adios? And who will be his successor? All of this Jewel of the Nile justification is the current reason why food and oil will skyrocket throughout the planet. Hang on to your wallets folks! Politicks has now reached into your back pocket - once again!
Former U.S. Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright says - "My personal opinion is that the Mubarek Era is over...and the U.S. can't micromanage them." Ya' think? Madeleine? We've got enough on our plates as it is...you know Us - We - the good ole US of A? We've got to handle stuff like repealing the unconstitutional health care disaster law; the leaky border down South; illegal immigration; social insecurity; Medicare; Medicaid; the 2012 elections...and as The Sarah alluded to in a 2008 V.P. ad - "that Egypt is the White House's 0300 AM phone call but it's going straight to the answering machine." Another case of we think that we can solve the world's problems but we can't fix our own. Heal thyself U.S. of A. Heal Thyself!
Speaking of The Sarah and her daughter Bristol...apparently Sarah has filed to Trademark and Patent...(http://theweek.com/article/index/211863/only-in-america-can-sarah-palin-trademark-her-name) Sarah Palin & Bristol Palin. From the last I heard...it's all just pending...this just in...no she can't...this ad brought to you by Swiffer...we need more than that to get all those dust mites off of hard surfaces...anyway, a bunch of bored Alaskans leaked to one of the tabloids (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/28/sarah-palin-todd-palin-affair_n_815387.html) that Sarah's hunk hubby Todd was hanging with Anchorage's finest prostitutes....of course Sarah cuts that to shreds with one of her Palinesque no-nonsense-get-out-of-my-face-style refudiations to that patdown - "It's all a Big Lie and a waste of time. Heck, all they had to do is ask me or ask Todd himself - 'Hey Todd, are you hanging out with hookers in Anchorage?' and he'd tell the truth." Stand by your man - Sarah. That is what a good Republican wife does - doesn't she?
Comic Tracy Morgan, formerly of the Saturday Night Live Troupe loves The Sarah. Apparently at a SAG Awards he shared his deepest, most innermost feelings about how he felt about her. He thinks that Moma Grizzly herself is one hot Moma (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/31/tracy-morgan-sarah-palin-_1_n_816174.html) Of course he got his knuckles cracked with a yardstick from the broadcast powers that be for that one. What? Censoring comics? The last bastion of truth in the Stupid-Bowl of Politicks...what is this politically incorrect country coming to?
Moving along, it is true. Dead President's Never Die. We keep on celebrating their birthdays...and this past Sunday would have been Ronald Reagan's Centennial Birthday or 100th. (http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2011/02/the-reagan-centennial-celebrat.html) Radio Broadcaster - Actor - Governor of California - 40th U.S. President. I love it! Sarah gave a talk at the Reagan Ranch in Santa Barbara, Ca. this past Friday to commemorate - The Gipper. Sounds like a gourmet fish. She declared that the U.S. was leaning to - "a road to ruin...a nation beleaguered by debt and out-of-control-government-spending...and that an urgent change was needed in D.C." Gosh, if Egypt can do it, so can we, ya' think?
Since Sarah is so brilliant at shaking her money maker for the Republicans and herself, I do believe that Sarah needs to give talks to women on equal pay for equal work. A study shows that new girl doctors are getting the short end of the stethoscope in the economics of medicine...the study was done at the University of Illinois at Chicago...apparently they looked at 8000 new doctors in New York State. In 1999, women doctors were making $151,600 compared to $173,400 for men. By 2008, the gals were making $174,000 compared to $209,300 for the guy doctors. Yes sirree, pay disparity and sexism is alive and thriving in America...I Am Searching for Intelligent Life in the Universe...Somewhere Over the Rainbow...
Well, it's a wrap folks - for today that is. The International Stupid-Bowl of Politicks whirrs on and on...into infinity...and where she stops...no one knows. Whoops - there he goes - ousted by unpopular opinion - you are history man - Mr. Mubarek. And it is a Lie-Lie-Big Lie according to The Sarah about her hunky hubby having any type of Alaskan-Style Todd-ry Sex Affair...in Anchorage...of all places on the planet...how can a gal work the streets deep in the bowels of winter up there? Burr...Baby it's cold outside!
Love
Micheline
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