I Didn't Get Groped by Herman Cain & Other Musings
By
Micheline D. Birger
Hello All, I've been on a self-imposed hiatus of sorts...I watch as the political shenanigans heats up...to a point of nausea for me. I am totally seasick as I view the hate-mongering between the warring factions as they spew their lava on each other...each are trying to outdo and out-top each other...
The Republican Chorus Line are still auditioning with no clear candidate in or on the immediate horizon. Who but who will beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief who so eloquently promised all of this "change" that has brought the U.S. on the verge of bankruptcy??? I know, blame it on the guy before him and the guy before him...ad nausea-um.
First off, and I repeat - I did not get groped by Herman Cain...of course, I've never met the guy either. Just goes to show you...when a guy starts to gain some traction in this campaign charade...here comes some media spin...excuse me...I'm dizzy...at their theatrics...alleging but not substantiating any of this conjecture.
And then there is Mitt. His biggest problem is that he is a Mormon and everybody but everybody knows that the Mormon faith is nothing but a cult...and here I thought it was a religion. Gosh, I am so glad that I do not allow the gods of the media to do my thinking for me...I think that they are a cult - the media that is - they are a cult without cultivation and fact-checking...isn't there such a thing called journalistic integrity?
And then there is Newt - The Newt - well, he's edging up in popularity...he even got an endorsement from New Hampshire...from a newspaper up there.
Then there is Michelle - her main problem is that she's a girl - smart and good-looking. She also has a pair of brass b___s - you fill in the blanks. She even mustered up an apology, in writing, from NBC corporate because they played a song called Lyin' Ass Bitch when she appeared on the late night comedy show - Jimmy Fallon. Such lack of respect for women!
And then of course, there is Rick Perry - apparently the media-o-cracy bashes him because he is not good at impromptu speeches and ad lib debates...
But, it's funny how the media can justify the current Big-Spender-In-Chief who at the very least knows how to read English oh so eloquently a la teleprompter...and isn't it a pity that Michelle Obama got booed at a Nascar game...and the U.S. wants peace on the planet...that's why we are in all of these wars driving America into ruination, so we can have peace with a giant P...peace starts at the home-front, doesn't it?
No matter what the polls say or don't say...the ultimate question is - who but who will beat the current dude at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? You know, the White House...
Will dem Dems not allow him to go for a second term? Do they want to put The Hilary back on the saddle again? You know, go back to the girl that should have been there in the Oral Office to begin with...because she actually had experience in politicks? Something more than what that current guy who calls himself Prez has or had??? Will she be the phoenix that rises from the ashes...if she decides she would take the chance again?
And then there are those occupiers. Occupy this...occupy that. I still don't quite understand what they are occupying other than airtime to throw yet another stupid spin into this election process...of elimination that is.
I do not know why anybody in their right mind would want to run for political office. I do believe that the only reason would be true love for their country, the US of A. Someone who cares deeply enough about this quagmire that we are sinking in and who actually has a solid workable plan...
So, we the people watch this volcanic spewing of dragon breaths coming from the orifices of these wannabe folks who think they have what it takes to run the free world...which gets more expensive all the time...the U.S. is hanging on by the seat of their pants...we're indebted to the manipulation of Chinese currency...and God only knows what other lies and tall tales that is constantly being spun...and we finally get a breather; a glimpse; a hint of a tawdry sex scandal and it turns out it's just an alleged groping scandal...what ridiculous pathological games these adults play with each other...
One thing I do give is all of the candidates is credit - you really have to want the presidency to put up with all of that guff. I ask...who has the fire in their belly? Who has the fire in their heart? Will the real U.S. president stand up and be counted? Make me believe that you love America and what it stands for...make me believe. Don't send another messenger who knows how to read a teleprompter. Who is going to speak to - not at - we the people? 308 million people in the U.S. according to the last census...we need to occupy Washington D.C. Get all of the incompetents out and start anew...but with whom? Can't we all be self-sovereign? Just a passing thought...
So we shall see. We will have more and more manufactured economic crises coming soon to the theatre in your house - that's if you still have one - with commercials imbuing you with fear and hate sponsored by Cymbalta for your depression and pain...Depends for your accidental wetting of your pants because you are oh so p___ed off...and that's not to mention Viagra for those special moments that can give you a coronary...and please oh please, don't forget social anxiety disorder so that all of those big pharma lobbyists can collect all that money for all that ails you in this dramedy called politicks...
And to think, I didn't get groped by Herman Cain...am I missing something? Stay tuned. The political cabaret continues...
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XOXO
Micheline
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Micheline D. Birger
Hello All, I've been on a self-imposed hiatus of sorts...I watch as the political shenanigans heats up...to a point of nausea for me. I am totally seasick as I view the hate-mongering between the warring factions as they spew their lava on each other...each are trying to outdo and out-top each other...
The Republican Chorus Line are still auditioning with no clear candidate in or on the immediate horizon. Who but who will beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief who so eloquently promised all of this "change" that has brought the U.S. on the verge of bankruptcy??? I know, blame it on the guy before him and the guy before him...ad nausea-um.
First off, and I repeat - I did not get groped by Herman Cain...of course, I've never met the guy either. Just goes to show you...when a guy starts to gain some traction in this campaign charade...here comes some media spin...excuse me...I'm dizzy...at their theatrics...alleging but not substantiating any of this conjecture.
And then there is Mitt. His biggest problem is that he is a Mormon and everybody but everybody knows that the Mormon faith is nothing but a cult...and here I thought it was a religion. Gosh, I am so glad that I do not allow the gods of the media to do my thinking for me...I think that they are a cult - the media that is - they are a cult without cultivation and fact-checking...isn't there such a thing called journalistic integrity?
And then there is Newt - The Newt - well, he's edging up in popularity...he even got an endorsement from New Hampshire...from a newspaper up there.
Then there is Michelle - her main problem is that she's a girl - smart and good-looking. She also has a pair of brass b___s - you fill in the blanks. She even mustered up an apology, in writing, from NBC corporate because they played a song called Lyin' Ass Bitch when she appeared on the late night comedy show - Jimmy Fallon. Such lack of respect for women!
And then of course, there is Rick Perry - apparently the media-o-cracy bashes him because he is not good at impromptu speeches and ad lib debates...
But, it's funny how the media can justify the current Big-Spender-In-Chief who at the very least knows how to read English oh so eloquently a la teleprompter...and isn't it a pity that Michelle Obama got booed at a Nascar game...and the U.S. wants peace on the planet...that's why we are in all of these wars driving America into ruination, so we can have peace with a giant P...peace starts at the home-front, doesn't it?
No matter what the polls say or don't say...the ultimate question is - who but who will beat the current dude at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? You know, the White House...
Will dem Dems not allow him to go for a second term? Do they want to put The Hilary back on the saddle again? You know, go back to the girl that should have been there in the Oral Office to begin with...because she actually had experience in politicks? Something more than what that current guy who calls himself Prez has or had??? Will she be the phoenix that rises from the ashes...if she decides she would take the chance again?
And then there are those occupiers. Occupy this...occupy that. I still don't quite understand what they are occupying other than airtime to throw yet another stupid spin into this election process...of elimination that is.
I do not know why anybody in their right mind would want to run for political office. I do believe that the only reason would be true love for their country, the US of A. Someone who cares deeply enough about this quagmire that we are sinking in and who actually has a solid workable plan...
So, we the people watch this volcanic spewing of dragon breaths coming from the orifices of these wannabe folks who think they have what it takes to run the free world...which gets more expensive all the time...the U.S. is hanging on by the seat of their pants...we're indebted to the manipulation of Chinese currency...and God only knows what other lies and tall tales that is constantly being spun...and we finally get a breather; a glimpse; a hint of a tawdry sex scandal and it turns out it's just an alleged groping scandal...what ridiculous pathological games these adults play with each other...
One thing I do give is all of the candidates is credit - you really have to want the presidency to put up with all of that guff. I ask...who has the fire in their belly? Who has the fire in their heart? Will the real U.S. president stand up and be counted? Make me believe that you love America and what it stands for...make me believe. Don't send another messenger who knows how to read a teleprompter. Who is going to speak to - not at - we the people? 308 million people in the U.S. according to the last census...we need to occupy Washington D.C. Get all of the incompetents out and start anew...but with whom? Can't we all be self-sovereign? Just a passing thought...
So we shall see. We will have more and more manufactured economic crises coming soon to the theatre in your house - that's if you still have one - with commercials imbuing you with fear and hate sponsored by Cymbalta for your depression and pain...Depends for your accidental wetting of your pants because you are oh so p___ed off...and that's not to mention Viagra for those special moments that can give you a coronary...and please oh please, don't forget social anxiety disorder so that all of those big pharma lobbyists can collect all that money for all that ails you in this dramedy called politicks...
And to think, I didn't get groped by Herman Cain...am I missing something? Stay tuned. The political cabaret continues...
Support your local satire writer. See my link for my books on Kindle. No wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet. Buy my books.
XOXO
Micheline
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1