Desperate Districts & The Long Hot Summer of Political Madness Kicks Off... Political Briefs a la Twitter...
By
Micheline Birger
Well the campaign is truly on for 2012...Prez of the Free World...which incidentally is costing more all the time. Welcome to the Republican Chorus Line Auditions sponsored by Who Let the Dogs Out??? The grate/great American tradition of mud-slugging; character debasing; lies-lies & more lies is heating up...more familiarly known as Politicks As Usual. We are all anxiously awaiting for the Republican Star to Be Born to sweep us off our cynical feet. Who? But Who? Can beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief?
Of course, everyone who has a pulse knows that the latest sex scandal in politicks a la Americain is done for the moment...Congressman Weiner...this narcissistic megalomaniac is officially going into hibernation or Sexting Rehab to cool his loins. Bye-Bye-Mr. American Pie! I hear he's going to go to a men's retreat with Eliot Spitzer and Billy Boy Clinton.
Maybe when he is cured of what ever the shrinks are calling his malady...Exhibitionism? Maybe...or how about flagrant display of his Junk a la Twitter...when he's all healed he can answer this ad found on Craigslist for City Council in Baltimore City.
Wanted: Democratic Candidate for City Council
Date: 2011-06-21, 3:23PM
Residents of Baltimore City's 7th District are in desperate need of a Democratic candidate to run for City Council.
Candidate must be hardworking, honest and dedicated and live within the new 7th District. Those willing to put the
needs of the 7th District and the City of Baltimore above their own will be given priority by the voters. The ideal candidate
will have graduated from a 4 year accredited college or university, good interpersonal skills, good judgment, a working
knowledge of the legislative process, governmental organizations, economics and public finance, Conaways need not apply.
Location: 7th District
Compensation: $58,000 plus benefits
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Original URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/gov/2454107095.html
Yes, I kid you not! And yet another job listing on Craigslist that is totally legitimate...and has lots of prestige! I love this country! I really do! Only in America...land of opportunity...can you answer an ad on a free listing website to join the ranks of the political machine. Wow! The long hot summer of political madness has only begun. Now - what's behind Door #3? And would you like to be Prez of the Free World for a term???
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1
Micheline Birger
Well the campaign is truly on for 2012...Prez of the Free World...which incidentally is costing more all the time. Welcome to the Republican Chorus Line Auditions sponsored by Who Let the Dogs Out??? The grate/great American tradition of mud-slugging; character debasing; lies-lies & more lies is heating up...more familiarly known as Politicks As Usual. We are all anxiously awaiting for the Republican Star to Be Born to sweep us off our cynical feet. Who? But Who? Can beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief?
Of course, everyone who has a pulse knows that the latest sex scandal in politicks a la Americain is done for the moment...Congressman Weiner...this narcissistic megalomaniac is officially going into hibernation or Sexting Rehab to cool his loins. Bye-Bye-Mr. American Pie! I hear he's going to go to a men's retreat with Eliot Spitzer and Billy Boy Clinton.
Maybe when he is cured of what ever the shrinks are calling his malady...Exhibitionism? Maybe...or how about flagrant display of his Junk a la Twitter...when he's all healed he can answer this ad found on Craigslist for City Council in Baltimore City.
Wanted: Democratic Candidate for City Council
Date: 2011-06-21, 3:23PM
Residents of Baltimore City's 7th District are in desperate need of a Democratic candidate to run for City Council.
Candidate must be hardworking, honest and dedicated and live within the new 7th District. Those willing to put the
needs of the 7th District and the City of Baltimore above their own will be given priority by the voters. The ideal candidate
will have graduated from a 4 year accredited college or university, good interpersonal skills, good judgment, a working
knowledge of the legislative process, governmental organizations, economics and public finance, Conaways need not apply.
Location: 7th District
Compensation: $58,000 plus benefits
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Original URL: http://baltimore.craigslist.org/gov/2454107095.html
Yes, I kid you not! And yet another job listing on Craigslist that is totally legitimate...and has lots of prestige! I love this country! I really do! Only in America...land of opportunity...can you answer an ad on a free listing website to join the ranks of the political machine. Wow! The long hot summer of political madness has only begun. Now - what's behind Door #3? And would you like to be Prez of the Free World for a term???
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1
By
Micheline Birger
Can you, anyone on the planet take U.S. Politics seriously??? But seriously folks...you've got to be kidding, or is it tweeting or twittering??? Whatever! Another poor victim politician is crying "I didn't do it or yes I did do it! Oh! Oh! Oh! Please forgive me, let me go, I'm just a by-product of our egomanical-narcissistic-overinflated Washington-political-machine...and all of you little folks out there in reality land put me in here...oh boohoo-boohoo...I know I am a bad boy but you can't make me quit...after all...the whole world has seen me in my briefs...and it is quite clear - I AM A MAN!"
Oh please, give me a break! Why does the media insist on giving yet another politician their own show. No wonder this guy is aptly named Weiner - such an appropriate name - there is no accident in the Universe when the Universe was handing out names. What a Weiner!
Folks, it doesn't get any better than this political reality show. Two and A Half-Men; Seinfeld; I Love Lucy...step aside...temporarily at least. Washington D.C. has scripted the best unscripted-improv-candid camera variety show going on. Three cheers for D.C. for giving me a deep belly laugh. I am laughing myself into hysteria at the insanity of this great republic and what we tolerate from our political leaders. No wonder we are such a world class magnet for fruits and nuts.
Meanwhile, back at the farm - the economy is still on the fringe - the deficit is eight miles high - I'm losing count at all of the Republican Chorus Line auditions...and who, just who is going to challenge the current Big-Spender-In-Chief -AKA - America's King and all of his Loyalist Followers - who - but who - is going to defeat this guy? Get it together Republicans...get it together. We need to see A Star Is Born in your audition line-up...
Twittering in Briefs...but really now...I guess that is what this country boils down to...Boxers or Briefs...and whose jewels are behind the crown...no wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet...
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1
Micheline Birger
Can you, anyone on the planet take U.S. Politics seriously??? But seriously folks...you've got to be kidding, or is it tweeting or twittering??? Whatever! Another poor victim politician is crying "I didn't do it or yes I did do it! Oh! Oh! Oh! Please forgive me, let me go, I'm just a by-product of our egomanical-narcissistic-overinflated Washington-political-machine...and all of you little folks out there in reality land put me in here...oh boohoo-boohoo...I know I am a bad boy but you can't make me quit...after all...the whole world has seen me in my briefs...and it is quite clear - I AM A MAN!"
Oh please, give me a break! Why does the media insist on giving yet another politician their own show. No wonder this guy is aptly named Weiner - such an appropriate name - there is no accident in the Universe when the Universe was handing out names. What a Weiner!
Folks, it doesn't get any better than this political reality show. Two and A Half-Men; Seinfeld; I Love Lucy...step aside...temporarily at least. Washington D.C. has scripted the best unscripted-improv-candid camera variety show going on. Three cheers for D.C. for giving me a deep belly laugh. I am laughing myself into hysteria at the insanity of this great republic and what we tolerate from our political leaders. No wonder we are such a world class magnet for fruits and nuts.
Meanwhile, back at the farm - the economy is still on the fringe - the deficit is eight miles high - I'm losing count at all of the Republican Chorus Line auditions...and who, just who is going to challenge the current Big-Spender-In-Chief -AKA - America's King and all of his Loyalist Followers - who - but who - is going to defeat this guy? Get it together Republicans...get it together. We need to see A Star Is Born in your audition line-up...
Twittering in Briefs...but really now...I guess that is what this country boils down to...Boxers or Briefs...and whose jewels are behind the crown...no wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet...
XOXO
Micheline
See my books on Amazon & Amazon Kindle
http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A154606011%2Ck%3Amicheline%20birger&page=1