Micheline's Top 5 Awards 2010...Politicks-World-Personal Sex-Lies-Taxes & Prostitutes...Politicks As Usual Temporary Political Sanity & A Tawdry Sex Scandal In Sweden Leaks Out Political Burlesque & Still No Real Sex Scandal - Yet!

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Micheline Birger


Another opening...another show...another closing of a decade...what was this decade about? War...recession...Facebook...terrorism...exposure of political corruption??? Where did it go? Time moves so quickly. Hmmm...the Decade of America finally waking up to the fact that we are not the world's sweetheart? The Decade of American terrorism? The Decade of America...finally realizing that the way we have been proceeding energetically as a nation is broke...just not working anymore... are we on the verge of the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius? The Decade of Revelation that things are falling apart only to come together in a much more fitting fashion for all?...whatever...everyone has an opinion...we must honor that...after all it's just another viewpoint...and this is America...and God Bless this country.

Political kudos to Rahm Emmanuel (D) who is now legally able to run for 'De Mayor of Chicago...to Joe Miller & Lisa Murkowski (R) who are still duking it out for that cherished Senate seat in Alaska - another hearing - another delay...hopefully this will be settled before someone goes to Washington in 2011...it will probably be Lisa but I can't say that Joe didn't give it his best shot...

Other highlights are that gays can now serve openly in the military...Bush's Tax Cuts is good for another two years...we're still in Afghanistan and Iraq at war...the U.S. is more than 13 Trillion in the hole...the U.S. Population is more than 308,745,538...all these people...and that's who was counted...the political whirlwind just spins round and round and where she begins and where she ends...nobody knows.

Micheline's Top Political Awards for 2010 goes to - (not necessarily in order...I vacillate) This is just my personal opinion...5) Bill & Hillary Clinton (D)...cosmic political delegates...they were born & bred for the political world...they're like the Ever-Ready Bunny...they just keep going and going and going. 4) Christine O'Donnell (R) Former candidate from Delaware for Congress - We love you Christine..."I am not a witch...I just dabbled in it." "I am you." "I didn't go to Yale." And I am still unsure about her stance on masturbation...but who cares? 3) Sarah Palin (R) - Who can refudiate The Sarah? The ex-governor of Alaska who Twitters and Tweets...and even has her own TV Show. She's going Rogue and Vogue with her doll line-up collection...yes Sarah...you have taken America by Heart. 2) John Boehner (R) - The new Speaker of the House who is subject to fits of crying because he either has hormone issues or is still dumbfounded that he came from such humble roots and is living the American Dream. Congrats John! 1) Sheila Dixon (D) - the former Mayor of Baltimore who got canned-ousted-fired-impeached for allegedly stealing gift cards from the poor and gifting herself. She did make national news and the Jay Leno cut. I felt sorry for her...I sent her a gift card for Christmas.

Micheline's Top 5 World Events both nationally and internationally for 2010 is - (not in order necessarily) 5) TSA Patdowns or Irradiation in U.S. Airports...nothing much to say, is there? 4) Health Care Law-Disorder-Prevarications about ObamaCare or is it ObamaScare? To ration or not ration, that is the question...oh, and don't forget this new End of Life monkey business that just surfaced at the 11th hour. 3) Chilean Miners Rescue-Haitian Earthquakes and the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf. 2) Republican takeover of the House and Throw Nancy from the Senate and replace her with a sensitive guy - John Boehner - The BooHoo Guy - Gosh, a sensitive man in politicks...I love it. 1) The WikiLeaks starring the Leaky Geek - Julian Assange - is it truth or is it fiction? Smoke 'n' mirrors? Misinformation at it's finest...nothing is what it seems...ever!

Micheline's Top 5 People - Dead or Alive - for 2010 is - 5) Carol Burnett, the brilliant comedic actress who mastered the art of being dysfunctional. 4) Lucille Ball who still makes the world laugh. Thank you Lucy...I Love Lucy...one of the funniest sitcoms ever. 3) Gilda Radner, the Saturday Night Live comedic actress of the 70's. "It's always something, if it's not one damn thing, it's another." Thank you Gilda! 2) Louise Hay, author of the international best-selling book - You Can Heal Your Life. She is essentially the Grande Dame of healing your life at a very deep level. The Queen of Affirmations - the Soul Queen. She has helped millions worldwide with her radio shows; books from her publication house and her magnificent persona. Thank you for your inspired work on the planet Louise! http://www.hayhouseradio.com/index.php 1) John & Denise Birger...my Mom & Dad...both in Spirit...who loved and cared for me...were the best teachers in my life... and who taught me the value of humor...Thank you Mom & Dad.

Have a wonderful and Prosperous 2011...and if you are looking for a new love in 2011 - wear brand new red underwear on January 1, 2011. The New Year will be wonderful...really it will. God, we can all breathe now...we made it through another decade...and another year. Wow, what an event...God Bless! And congrats to Hugh Heffner for his engagement on Christmas Day - I see lots of Viagra in his future...

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Micheline

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Germany is now taxing Working Girls...Yes...it is true...times are so bad all over the world that a city in Germany is instituting a Pleasure Tax for prostitutes...approximately 6 Euros a day...which when adjusted on any given Sunday in U.S. dollars & nonsense adds up to about $4-$5 per day...just to open up shop. Seems to me that the John's ought to be paying that tax...I wonder where they pay the tax...is City Hall open 24/7 in this German town? It seems more logical to get either a weekly or monthly pass...just to get it over with in one big swoop...
Speaking of sex...the Leaky Geek from Australia - Mate - Julian Assange is out on bail in England...doing Lord knows what...maybe he ought to take a trip to Germany and help boost the economy in that German city...
There is no more Everybody Lies About Their Sex Life in the U.S. of A. of sorts...Don't Ask Don't Tell is now Do Ask Do Tell...it's now legal that gays can serve openly in the military...it's about time...this is the U.S. of A. where all men and women are created equal...as long as people do their job, pay taxes and contribute...who is any government to interfere with personal affairs?...It's not personal, is it?
Now...the Lie portion...according to Politifact.com http://politifact.com/truth-o-meter/, the biggest fib being marketed in the U.S. is that with Obamacare...the government will take over health care. Hey Doc, I got this pain and it won't go away...it's called - Who shall pay? Who shall pay? Another whopper is that little $2 billion-dollar-10-day-all-expense-paid-dog & pony show to the Far East by our current Big-Spender-In-Chief to rustle up business for the U.S....well it turns out that was just another fabrication...exaggeration...a lie...Hmmm....seems that all these prevarications must be true when it is officially denied on network TV...sponsored by Viagra-Social-Anxiety Disorder and ExLax.
Speaking of health care or the lack thereof...a federal judge in Virginia, Judge Henry E.Hudson, says that it is unconstitutional that all Americans be forced to buy insurance..."it's about an individual's right to participate...it's about the U.S. Congress having the authority to compel us to buy anything"...ya' think??? It just goes to show you my view - "That health care in this country is more political than politics"...stay tuned to see how this mess plays out...
Of course Billy Boy Clinton's little podium speech for Obama last week had positive results...Obama couldn't face the nation...he had to run off to a Christmas Party...you know the plea to extend the Bush Era tax cuts...Billy Boy's charm worked like magic...another photo-op...another extension...which gets me to my definition of politicks - "Keep the rich-rich; the poor-poor; and justify to everyone in the middle why they have to pay for it."
The year is closing...another ending...a new cast is being lined up for next year's show...Politicks As Usual. Cute stars this past year include - John Boehner (R) and his spontaneous crying attacks; Christine O'Donnell (R) and her "I am not a witch" campaign; Michael Steele (R) who still wants to head the RNC; Sarah Palin (R) and all of her refudiations...and Time's Person of the Year goes to Mark Zuckerberg who according to the movie - The Social Network is the alleged Facebook Founder...but what is really-really-really the 13.4 Trillion Dollar Question is - Who? Who? But Who can beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief in 2012? You know...President Dude?
It's all Sex-Lies-Taxes & Prostitutes...Brought to you by Viagra, Medicare, Depends, Pepto-Bismol, Wiki-Leaks...misinformation...same-o; same-o...you know Politicks As Usual...
Merry Christmas to all. May all who read this have their deepest heartfelt desires manifest during the holiday season and throughout 2011.
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Imagine this...we are in a theatre...the curtain goes up...there is a man sobbing on the phone with his back to the audience...he speaks in broken cries..."Oh please Bill, please Bill...come and talk to my people...tell 'em...make 'em understand that I can be trusted...boohoo...boohoo...boohoo...and that I am willing to compromise...oh please Bill...please-please-please-Bill," bemoans Obama. "Talk some sense in them Bill...they don't like me anymore." He turns around to face the audience...big alligator teardrops fall from his big brown eyes.

Obama turns his back again to audience. He continues his song of woe. "Please come to unfunckle (my new made up word...meaning to debunk, unfurl, demystify, untangle) this new tax bill for me. I've got to get back on the saddle again...I am willing to compromise...really I am." In the background we hear the music from the famous jazz musician - Mose Allison - playing - Your Mind Is On Vacation But Your Mouth Is Working Overtime...and streamed in through the phone on the other line is the Coasters - Yakety Yak - Don't Talk Back. Obama turns to audience with an ear to ear grin. Curtain. Lights dim.

Yes, it is true...Billy Boy Clinton conceded and came to the rescue to help Obama clean up his spilt milk...his wet burp...help to change his messy diaper. "I don't like to compromise...after all, I am Prez-Big-Spender-In-Chief-Dude...and I never did play well in the sandbox with others"...Obama laments..."but thanks Bill...you are one of the greatest Presidents of all time...the country thrived with you in charge...you know, I think I am going to actually read your book...do you have an autographed copy that I could have...President Clinton? I must copy success...copy success..." Curtain down. Act of desperation completed...for now.

Moving on from one Big Wig to yet another Big Wig of sorts...we have Julian Assange...either the World loves him or totally detests him...the WikiLeaks Founder...from Australia - Mate - is he a Devil or Angel? Cop or Robber? Good or Evil? Cowboy or Indian? Saint or Sinner? Braveheart or Coward? Terrorist or Pacifist? Friend or Foe? And what is this nonsense in Sweden about his condom breaking while having consensual sex??? Sex by surprise...I guess we can call him The Leaky Geek...that's a great name for all of his Interpol adventures coming to you from the nearest cable in Cyberspace...

And we cannot forget about Sarah...the media-o-cracy loves to pick on Sarah, Inc; The Sarah; Sarah Palin-isms...whatever one would like to address her as...I just wonder why...the media-o-cracy programs the public to dislike and disdain her...why-why-why??? I asked a female septuagenarian why she disliked Sarah? She just said - "She's pathetic." Why? I pressed. "Because she says stupid things." Like what? Be specific...I said. "Oh, I don't know," she said.

I then quoted some Sarah-isms to her. "Some in the GOP establishment have a problem with me because I have been taking on the Good 'Ole Boy Network for a couple of decades now...some of the Good 'Ole Boys don't like that." On another occasion she spoke of the country rejecting Obama's agenda. "Obama sees America as the problem; I see America as the solution." On another occasion she said - "You thought pit bulls were tough? You don't want to mess with a Mama Grizzly." And, I ask, what is so stupid about any of these remarks??? They are sharp and insightful...to the point.

Another Sarah-ism is: "My positions are not at all controversial. The majority of Americans agree with me across the board on issues. I think that it is a personal thing that probably stems from the media demonetization and mischaracterization of what I stand for...shoot, if I really believed all that those guys write about me...I wouldn't like me either." She sounds exactly like Hillary when the Hill says - "I don't believe half of what I read." And neither do I...and I hope most folks don't either.

And speaking of folks from Alaska...apparently Tea Party Candidate Joe Miller who won the primary for state senator but lost the election to write-in candidate and incumbent Lisa Murkowski...well, another final answer to Joe is No-No-No from his hearing last week on who won...he's stewing and contemplating whether or not he will take the judgment to the State Supreme Court to appeal...as he sees it....there is still some details that need to be hashed out...but is it worth going to the nth degree??? Alaska is really cold this time of year...looks like Lisa won...she's going to Washington D.C. as State Senator...stay tuned...

So, it is back to politicks as usual...give back Bill Clinton his throne until re-election time rolls around...let him be Prez...but that ain't gonna happen...just wishful thinking that is on a lot of people's minds...the ultimate question still remains - who will beat the current Big-Spender-In-Chief??? Who will be the GOP frontman or frontwoman? We shall see...for a brief moment in time there was a glimmer of Political Sanity...temporary and fleeting at best...but when Bill speaks...all hopefully listened...he never left the podium.

Speaking of listening...the best quote of the year for a politician... goes to Christine O'Donnell and her "I Am Not a Witch" campaign slogan. This according to a Yale Librarian. Go Christine!!!

So the only sex scandal is Bad Boy Julian Assange in Sweden with his little leaky sex-a-pade...I guess he is singing the blues in his cell now - I'm Just a Leaky Geek From Australia - Yakety Yak - Don't Talk Back...


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So the Republicans are in the House huffing and puffing...'dem Dems are refudiating all of the hot air...so what else is new darling??? We are in the deep doldrums of the 2010 wake-up call of politicks - Lame Brain vs. Lame Duck a la political boredom extraordinaire...and speaking of Burlesque...according to Webster's Dictionary - it is defined as - "Any broadly comic or satirical imitation of something...derisive caricature; parody." So that is what we are experiencing currently - The Grande Burlesque of Politicks.

Prez Big-Spender-In-Chief-Dude made a surprise visit to Afghanistan this past week to cheer up the troops...I surmise...he did thank them for all that they are doing...his biography DVD made by the Biography Channel retailed originally for $12.95...marked down to $6.98...now marked down to $4.98...the price keeps dropping...slipping away... at my neighborhood independent bookstore...politicks as usual remains politicks as usual...it just will not change...that is the constant.

So now the "Sacred Cows" in the out of control budget for the U.S. of A. is 1)'Ze military...what to do...what to do with the military budget??? 2)Social InSecurity...what to do with Grandma's and Grandpa's hard-earned money that they paid into all of these years...3)Taxes - what to exempt and what to deduct???... Senator Boehner (R) calls the new Tax Vote - chicken crap.

Great quotes heard on the air and in the air this past week goes to Gene Simmons - the famous Israeli-American Rock Star - aka - The Demon - in the 70's rock band KISS...he now wants "his vote back from Obama...I want the government out of my life." Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, niece of JFK attacked Sarah Palin saying that "she is wrong about JFK; religion; and politicks."

Hillary joked about the Wiki-Leaks at a reception for Kennedy Center Honors. "I am writing a cable about it which I am sure that you will find at your closest website." And NO - the Hill is not resigning her post as Secretary of State...she just had a bad hair week all week last week...and NO - she will not be replacing Joe for the VP bid...the rumor control is really out of control...no wonder Hill says - "I don't believe half of what I read."

And I don't either. It's all surreal. It's all printed on paper.... the Internet...the TV...the radio...in a magazine or some type of media - it's not real...the whole charade of politicks is just not real to the average American...it's all smoke 'n' mirrors...it's an illusion...all these folks in power...they are just an image in a video or a still photo at a photo-op...or a voice on the radio.

Sarah Palin hit back at Barbara Bush in an interview for Barbara saying on air that Sarah "ought to go back to Alaska"...Sarah said - "I don't believe that the majority of Americans want to put up with the bluebloods...with all due respect, I love the Bush's...the bluebloods who want to pick the winners instead of allowing competition." Very well said Sarah...no wonder you are Taking America by Heart...Sarah is quite the warrior...she told BaBa WaWa that she could beat Prez Dude in the next election...go Sarah!!!

What I think is interesting is Sarah has the world as her stage...her oyster...her captive audience...from an unknown Governor of cold - cold - cold resource rich Alaska...to one of the most talked about...written about...satirized women of the 21st Century in America...that's a lot of power, by golly, a lot of power. Everywhere she goes she has a flock of media bloodhounds tagging at her heels...ready to pounce on her without a moment's notice...and/but she just doesn't care. She's funny - she is witty - and she's smart as a whip. Daresay, I say, she dares to say what she says - even if everyone refudiates her.

What is the most interesting...of all the Republican hopefuls for the 2012 Prez Bid...of all those chosen...and them being...Mike Huckabee; Mitt Romney; Tim Pawlenty; Jeb Bush; Mitch Daniels; Bobby Jindal; Newt Gingrich; Haley Barbour; John Thune; Marco Rubio...she is the most talked about and the most popular...she is a household name...Sarah...Little Princess.

Speaking of Alaska...the final answer for the dragged out Senate dilemma...Tea Party Candidate Joe Miller who won the primary but lost the general election to incumbent Lisa Murkowski...a write-in candidate...well...it is still undecided on who will be State Senator. There is a hearing this Wednesday somewhere in Alaska...zzzzzzzz.......we'll see which way the wind will blow....maybe they ought to draw straws at this point...

So the Burlesque Political Show plays 24/7 at any media outlet near you...and everybody but everybody knows that the question really is...who can beat Obama from the long list of potential GOP Candidates...and/or will Hillary throw her hat in the ring for Prez??? She just hasn't cabled out that memo - yet - to be leaked at a website near you...and still no sex scandal yet...good golly Ms. Molly...what is this country coming to??? No sex scandal in politicks? Bill, where are you?

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