Plan B - Deep Brain Stimulation for Political Pathology Question Everything & Happy Father's Day Daddy! Pinocchio Politicks...ObamaScare Shrinks Prescribe Lie-A-Gra to Career Politicians

By
Micheline Birger

I'm LOL about creative political fundraising by the current administration. I ran across this website to keep the current Big-Spender-In-Chief's coffers filled. You know, to keep this guy in the-laughingstock-of-the-world-White-House. Another Divisive Plan to Take Your Dollars by Current Administration Yes, folks, please click the link above. It is real! No joke! No lie!

The Obama Event Registry! Got a birthday, anniversary or wedding coming up? Obama wants to take your money once again. $$$CaChing! Let your friends know how important this election is to you...register with Obama in 2012 and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It's a great way to support the President on your big day! Plus, it's a gift that we can all appreciate and it goes a lot further than a gravy-bowl.

Setting up and sharing your registry page is easy - so get started today! Register with OBAMA 2012.

And this desperate plea of crisis help was masterminded by??? I certainly hope that the campaign dollars he does receive goes to hiring people who are more innovative than this transparent sham. The utter chutzpah - the utter nerve. Yep, Mr. President, you did say it yourself - The Audacity of Hope. The snowball's chance in Heaven that you get re-erected...even your fundraisers are Amateurs...might as well say - Attention K-Mart Shoppers!

Mind you, if you want to sacrifice birthday, anniversary and wedding gifts, then please don't read this blog. And for the others who want to read the latest LOL adolescent escapades from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave - then laugh along with me. Laughing people don't shoot. Mind you, I do not condone or condemn any of these remarks by the taxpaying citizens of the U.S.A.

These comments were taken from the June 22, 2012 of Weasel Zippers. "And just when you thought pandering was wasn't low enough...could he be any more pompous or desperate??? I'm sending Obama a crying towel to be used election night...the classless lazy bum has no shame...next this scumbag will raid Jr's. college savings...how about a case of adult diapers and a list of suicide hot line numbers?" Can you feel the love for this man?

I continue. "Political whores and sluts...what's next??? Sell  a kidney? Oh my Lord! How low can they go? Pretty soon they will force everyone to pay dues to them - like a unions...we already do - it's called taxes...the administration has been p_ssing away our money for 31/2 years."

The people speak. "What dumb a__es, it's called a Gravy BOAT! See how your kids like - 'I didn't get you a birthday present - I donated it to Obama.' I am sure that they will be on this like a duck on a June Bug...this is tacky, tawdry and low on so many levels...the only thing that they didn't do was ask that you give to them as a memorial for some one's funeral...Oh wait...that will be next."

The people continue..."Well Michelle just told us that we are all married to Obama, so it makes sense that he wants our anniversary gifts...right now, he's just asking but if he is re-elected, eventually he'll just take it...HaHa! Why doesn't he and his tacky wife forgo vacations, the cost of golf and give that taxpayer's money to the national debt? Stupid, ignorant moron!"

Comments are infinite. "I can't imagine the Obama family foregoing "anything" for anyone else-million dollar vacations, weekly golf outings, and Mexican vacations for his children - this family thrives on the income of others...once again The-Imbecile-In-Chief proves what a worthless POS he is...when him and Moochelle got married did they turn down any gifts? He needs to worry more about the Economy and Unemployment instead of this. I wouldn't give a single penny to this lump of manure."

More voices of Americana's. "What's next...people's vacation money? Mom's 96...forget the hip replacement...give the money to Obama. He needs it more than she does...the sad thing is that there is people stupid enough to do it. It smacks of desperation though and I like that...Why not ask the government hand-out community to forgo a few months of welfare checks and food stamps? Obama and his wife will go down as the biggest failure in a social experiment...what's sad is that there are lemmings who will do exactly what their leader says."

Well, that's all for now folks. The American people have voiced their opinions on this latest political ploy from the current administration. Sounds like he has mustered up a lot of support from folks I quoted in this I love the Big-Spender-In-Chief''s creative financing. No folks, I did not make any of this up...so If You Think That You Can Dance and American Idol is what Americans really care about - think again.

This whole administration needs Political Deep Brain Stimulation or PDBS. It would be easy to access. It's done at Georgetown University Hospital...right there in the nation's capital...I don't know if ObamaScare insurance will pay for it or not...eventually it will...just go on a waiting list as part of the Health Reform Packet...that's only after they empty your wallet completely...Ta! Ta!

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Micheline

By
Micheline Birger

Why would anyone believe what the media - The News - says about anything??? They fabricate the truth; they twist facts or blatantly leave out any relevant details depending on what they want to cover up. Biased News - that's what the free channel network news needs to call themselves. Biased News and the sponsors that support them.

For example, Big Pharma, now that's a huge one. Why on earth would any mere mortal with two brain cells rubbing together want to ingest anything in their sacred body temple that causes strokes, heart attacks or death??? Of course this is so cleverly concealed with the speed-freak announcer that speaks faster than a speeding bullet so as to get all of these big details - not little details - in their 30 to 60 second paid for time-slot. $$$CaChing$$$

Self-diagnosis please! Now run to your doctor, while you can, before ObamaScare, the unconstitutional-forced-in-your-face-health-scare-reform is shoved down your throat. Word isn't in yet what the Supreme Court says about this waste of paper is legal or not...hopefully it will be left on the cutting room floor...

I love being cynical. It keeps me motivated and more importantly it gives me something worthwhile to write about. It's my hobby to see how translucent The News; Big Pharma & Politicks are so much in bed with each other. Two words of wisdom to the American Public - Stay Healthy! That's if you choose. If you think that big government health is going to take care of you - think again!

They can't even budget Your Money to balance the books so they create ways to pass more dumb laws to keep on putting their hand in your pocket. CaChing$ We screwed up again...we're ending class warfare...$CaChing$...we're redistributing the wealth...$CaChing$...what a bunch of cock 'n' bull! Pure and simple. Hard-working Americans - You are the suckers...$CaChing$...you are an endless ATM machine...$CaChing$

However, on softer note, I want to acknowledge my Dad, up in Heaven, with the angels. He was the best Dad I could ever been blessed with. He died when I was 15 but he raised me to think for myself and not take any wooden nickels...

He served in the U.S. Military. He gifted me with the grand opportunity to live internationally the first 15 years of my life. It was the best education that money couldn't buy! Thanks to him, I received VA Benefits to get my degree at the University of Maryland. So thanks Daddy for serving your country...

My Dad loved me unconditionally. He never raised his voice or his hand to me. He taught me to be an individual. He taught me to be an independent thinker. He always said to me - Learn the English language and learn to speak it well...if anything will get you anything in life it's the power of the English language - don't use words you don't know the meaning of and if you don't know the meaning of a word - look it up! In other words don't be lazy!

I thank you Daddy for the backbone that you instilled in me at a young age. I thank you that I have only fond memories of you. I only wish that I could have been a better daughter, but I was just a know-it-all kid. You know, I was a military brat that took everything for granted. Because of you Daddy, I am the best person I can possibly be without being a doormat.So thank you Daddy - Happy Father's Day - thank you so much for love and commitment to fatherhood the short time I knew you...

And for the rest of the citizens in the U.S. - Question Everything - Yes, the Media-o-Cracy; Big Pharma and Politicks are as skewed as they seem...can't you see through them?.. are you just going to let them do your thinking for you by numbing you with misinformation and pills that kills? Don't hold back...and Question Everything - and Daddy, I salute you, Happy Father's Day!

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Micheline
By
Micheline Birger

Does the current Big-Spender-In-Chief care that he is dubbed as an Amateur? Does he care that he was a pot-smoking rebel in his salad daze? Does he care that he has thrown away billions upon billions of taxpayer dollars with inept government loans to green companies? Non-household names such as - Raser Technology; ECOtality; Nevada Geothermal Power; First Solar; Abound Solar, Inc.; Beacon Power; SunPower; Brightsource and Solyndria? And that's only what is reported folks...Heaven knows what we don't know about...that's the scariest. CaChing!!! Let's raise taxes again...all you suckers out in USA Land...you are nothing but an ATM machine. http://www.wcbm.com/

And of course let's put our head in the sand about the rising unemployment in May. CaChing! More $$$  please! CaChing! I'm off to yet another fundraiser to keep my coveted post on taxpayer time. CaChing! I fly my personal barber in from Chicago for my bald haircut twice a month. Don't I look fab? Hey, it seems like the only thing that is bald is people's wallets.

But of course, we all know that it is not politically correct to ID when you go voting. Doesn't every US citizen have to have some sort of ID? Of some sort? You know for tax purposes and other headaches of daily living in the US? Hey, I'll go to a grave site and register my dogs Fido, FiFi, and GusGus under dead people's names. Then I can go to a couple of different voting districts and vote illegally. Of course I wouldn't do that but how stupid do these cyborgs and aliens think we are? To allow this childish political correctness to continue?

I wonder about the American public. They are forever whining about jobs and the economy being their utmost concern. Yet they watch as America goes down the tubes along with their houses...by idiotic amateur economic policies...Insanity is keeping a guy in office who promises "change" that has a lot of folks hurting...the only thing the American public can truthfully ask is - Am I better off then when I was 3 1/2  years ago?

Some people may be, some not. Most Americans know more about American Idol and Dancing With the Stars then they know specific details of how their hard-earned tax dollars are going. Maybe we do have the government that we deserve...

I would love for all of these politicians who promote going green  to get on an aircraft powered by solar energy parts made in China. Or they can fly on windmill energy...but really all of the hot air in the Washington, D.C. could fuel a missile to the moon...everything is a crock! CaChing! The more things change, the more things remain the same.

Even Bill Clinton is endorsing Romney. He thinks the guy has done a stellar job as far as Billy Boy is concerned. He's defecting from the Big-Amateur-In-Chief. There's even talk that they're going to put Hiliary Clinton on the ballot at the Democratic Convention and take Obama off the ballot. Now, that's change...

Anyway, I heard that ObamaCare psychiatrists prescribe medication to these political despots in this current administration so they can remember to effectively lie everyday as soon as their eyes open. Lie-A-Gra seems to be the most popular...then a close runner up is Fib-a-lis which can last up to 36 hours - for when the moment is right...they can still lie...even in their sleep...even if they're caught with their pants down...

ObamaScare shrinks prescribe these medications to autocrats in power who have a diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder coupled with Megalomania-Psychotic Delusions of Grandeur with Pinocchio Pathology.

Well, that's my rant this week, like it or not - over and out. I'm singing the old Peggy Lee song - Is That All There Is? Well, I guess so...for today that is...I have a pulse...I am grateful...I am fully alive. Am I the only one who sees through this political transparency? I think not. Americans are rising. No wonder I write books called My Sister Murdered My Parakeet.

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Micheline