Psychotica U.S.A. - Morning After & Penis Pumps Ya' Wanna Know What I Think?
By
Micheline Birger
Every time someone asks me where I am from, I tell them I am from the Planet Venus. "They" sent me down to Earth this time around. Golly gee whiz...what a mess this planet is! We have rampant insanity which seems to be the most contagious disease on Earth. It transcends every race, creed, nationality and gender. Earth - The Insane Asylum of the Cosmos!
The most interesting observation is how us - we - Earthlings try to justify the rationale for people's irrational behavior. Especially in the political spectrum. Here, we Earthlings, have a terrific line-up of folks - characters - political leaders - whom everyone doubts and deeply distrusts. Nobody in their right mind believes one solitary thing that comes out of a politician's mouth. We are jaded and cynical. We are depressed. We are suffering from extreme fatigue. Nothing but nothing adds up or makes any sense. The U.S. might as well put a horse's petunia in the White House. They would probably get more respect than any politician in office or vying for office.
I watch the Republican Chorus Line auditions as they continue to falter and waive to come up with an ideal front runner-contender. If they would cease with all of the inter-office political backstabbing and ankle-biting then maybe they could actually brainstorm a lot more creatively on who but who could foot the bill to beat the current Big-Economic-Failure-In-Chief. I have not been swayed by any of them. Unite and conquer folks!
Yes, it is true that Newt is looking pretty right now and he is oh so brilliantly smart. But, can he beat President Teleprompter? Does Newt have too much excess baggage? Blah! Blah! Blah! Hey folks...get real! Listen to solutions not past heresay and other divisive brouhaha. Who has the fire in their belly? Who has the heart? Who has - The Answer??? The Answer for this mess that we are in financially in this country? Just like Ricky Ricardo used to say to Lucy - "Lucy, sp'lain this to me?"
We have elected all of these brilliant politicians in Washington D.C. allowing for almost a quarter of a billion dollars going to penis pumps for Medicare recipients. That's right...between 2001 to 2011, we the people, have been supporting EDD with this quasi state-of-the-art treatment! The pump...is technically classified as a "Male Vacuum Erection System." That is not to include Viagra or any of the other drugs that have so many side effects that it makes your head spin listening to the coked-up voice-over announcer spin around words to minimize in a millisecond all of the contraindications. Of course if you are a do-it yourselfer you can go and get a medical degree to interpret the adverse drug reactions by reading the tiny letter literature that you need a magnifying glass to interpret.
Micheline Birger
Every time someone asks me where I am from, I tell them I am from the Planet Venus. "They" sent me down to Earth this time around. Golly gee whiz...what a mess this planet is! We have rampant insanity which seems to be the most contagious disease on Earth. It transcends every race, creed, nationality and gender. Earth - The Insane Asylum of the Cosmos!
The most interesting observation is how us - we - Earthlings try to justify the rationale for people's irrational behavior. Especially in the political spectrum. Here, we Earthlings, have a terrific line-up of folks - characters - political leaders - whom everyone doubts and deeply distrusts. Nobody in their right mind believes one solitary thing that comes out of a politician's mouth. We are jaded and cynical. We are depressed. We are suffering from extreme fatigue. Nothing but nothing adds up or makes any sense. The U.S. might as well put a horse's petunia in the White House. They would probably get more respect than any politician in office or vying for office.
I watch the Republican Chorus Line auditions as they continue to falter and waive to come up with an ideal front runner-contender. If they would cease with all of the inter-office political backstabbing and ankle-biting then maybe they could actually brainstorm a lot more creatively on who but who could foot the bill to beat the current Big-Economic-Failure-In-Chief. I have not been swayed by any of them. Unite and conquer folks!
Yes, it is true that Newt is looking pretty right now and he is oh so brilliantly smart. But, can he beat President Teleprompter? Does Newt have too much excess baggage? Blah! Blah! Blah! Hey folks...get real! Listen to solutions not past heresay and other divisive brouhaha. Who has the fire in their belly? Who has the heart? Who has - The Answer??? The Answer for this mess that we are in financially in this country? Just like Ricky Ricardo used to say to Lucy - "Lucy, sp'lain this to me?"
We have elected all of these brilliant politicians in Washington D.C. allowing for almost a quarter of a billion dollars going to penis pumps for Medicare recipients. That's right...between 2001 to 2011, we the people, have been supporting EDD with this quasi state-of-the-art treatment! The pump...is technically classified as a "Male Vacuum Erection System." That is not to include Viagra or any of the other drugs that have so many side effects that it makes your head spin listening to the coked-up voice-over announcer spin around words to minimize in a millisecond all of the contraindications. Of course if you are a do-it yourselfer you can go and get a medical degree to interpret the adverse drug reactions by reading the tiny letter literature that you need a magnifying glass to interpret.
And while we are supporting all of these guys on Medicare making them feel like real men again, we are going to allow young girls the luxury of buying a morning after pill without a prescription or parental approval.
Why not parents taking responsibility for their own kids? Teach them respect. Teach them to wait. Teach them values. Teach them love. Ah, but I am from the Planet Venus. That is too much to ask people to take responsibility...for their choices. So, because we the people are total idiots and morons, we are going to collectively give our power to the Almighty Few. Yes, they will make our personal decisions for us.
They will make it by biased and faulty polls; marred research from "leading universities" and then spin it to the media-o-cracy that all of this is now dogma. Feed all of this spin to "we the people." Enough already. People are waking up from their sound slumber. We are constantly being marketed to and at.
Ah, that's all I have to say...for now in Psychotica U.S.A. I am going to my local church to just sit and pray. Pray and sit. Contemplate all of these conflicting messages like it is my personal responsibility to support EDD with tax payer money...allow young women to self-medicate themselves because they are totally capable of buying & ingesting a pill with all types of questionable side effects. Doesn't add up...in my book. Or does it? I can support EDD with tax-payer money but not young women who in a moment may have made a wrong decision which she has to pay for out of pocket??? Wouldn't it be better if she went to a clinic...no questions asked??? At least she could be monitored medically for adverse side effects.
So we shall see what unfolds as time moves forward. Morning After Pills - Penis Pumps - Yes folks - this is Psychotica U.S.A. Like it or laugh at it. Either way, it's a poor reflection of the demise of the U.S. of A. Psychotica U.S.A. Nobody can make this stuff up...heaven help us please...
XOXO
Micheline
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Why not parents taking responsibility for their own kids? Teach them respect. Teach them to wait. Teach them values. Teach them love. Ah, but I am from the Planet Venus. That is too much to ask people to take responsibility...for their choices. So, because we the people are total idiots and morons, we are going to collectively give our power to the Almighty Few. Yes, they will make our personal decisions for us.
They will make it by biased and faulty polls; marred research from "leading universities" and then spin it to the media-o-cracy that all of this is now dogma. Feed all of this spin to "we the people." Enough already. People are waking up from their sound slumber. We are constantly being marketed to and at.
Ah, that's all I have to say...for now in Psychotica U.S.A. I am going to my local church to just sit and pray. Pray and sit. Contemplate all of these conflicting messages like it is my personal responsibility to support EDD with tax payer money...allow young women to self-medicate themselves because they are totally capable of buying & ingesting a pill with all types of questionable side effects. Doesn't add up...in my book. Or does it? I can support EDD with tax-payer money but not young women who in a moment may have made a wrong decision which she has to pay for out of pocket??? Wouldn't it be better if she went to a clinic...no questions asked??? At least she could be monitored medically for adverse side effects.
So we shall see what unfolds as time moves forward. Morning After Pills - Penis Pumps - Yes folks - this is Psychotica U.S.A. Like it or laugh at it. Either way, it's a poor reflection of the demise of the U.S. of A. Psychotica U.S.A. Nobody can make this stuff up...heaven help us please...
XOXO
Micheline
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By
Micheline Birger
I think that this whole Herman Cain monkey-business aka the groping scandal is one big farce - like most of politicks. Someone in this race - which is not about race - but is really about race...wanted...and I mean really wanted this guy out of sight...out of mind. Herman - a guy - a pizza mogul who did more than just deliver pizza. He catapulted a chain into extreme prosperity - he's a doer. If he won the nomination for the presidency then we would have not one but two African-Americans in the same boxing ring duking it out for King of the Free World.
Herman has the uncanny ability to speak from his heart - not a teleprompter. Somebody - someone - some group spun this man's image into some type of Bill Clinton Ladies Man persona. Incidentally, I heard he called Bill & asked for his advice. The only reason I could even fathom foul-play with Herman is because the guy has a glowing charisma and a brain to boot. He already has a proven track record for turning things around economically. People in one party or the other got really scared and wet their pants that this guy could actually win. That certainly would upset the whole robot agenda set by the current Big-Spender-In-Chief and the smirky cats in his administration.
Prez Teleprompter's approval ratings are apparently sinking faster than the U.S. economy. And here comes a guy with brains and brawn vying for the coveted title of Free World Leader. Knock - slam down - sucker punch. You're out man. I do not want any competition in this race which is not about race...O.K? Hmmm!
So now the word in the wind is that Joe Biden, our VP may be going out in favor of Hilary Clinton. Remember, Hilary who got thrown out because she was/is a girl? I call that sexism. Hilary should have got the nomination to begin with. Why should Hilary play second fiddle to a guy who has been deemed a failure as a U.S. President? She had experience. We shall see how this saga and the turning of the screw-you unfolds in the daze to come...Hilary says she wants to retire...
Politics is a game of perception. It is surreal. Now that Herman Cain is officially out of the race, the Republican Chorus Line continues to shrink. We are left with two possible potentials. Newt or Mitt? Apparently Newt and The Donald are scheduled to have some type of debate. They're on the same side - aren't they? I even saw a CNN mirage of an ad with Michelle Bachmann and The Donald for a possible 2016 run. Whatever - may the best man or woman win...
And those woman who came somewhat forth with their affairs with Herman Cain...what is it that they are gaining from that kind of exposure? Someone must be paying them. Otherwise, what would be the point to go public to spill your guts and tell? Or allege...doesn't add up...doesn't make sense...or does it? What's in it for them to ruin a man's career other than money?
I believe it is high time that we the people get someone up there who is actually qualified for the job to be President of the USA. We've had a medical student up there for almost four years who's practicing medicine without a license. He has botched up enough delicate operations. Now, we need a bonafide surgeon up there removing all of the diseased tissue that has infiltrated the U.S. So be it.
So, Herman is officially out. Hilary may be in. Newt and The Donald are going to have a debate. Where is The Sarah in all of this ruckus? Probably in Alaska flipping her remote and taking a lot of deep breathes. Folks, it doesn't get any better than this. Political entertainment at it's finest. Politicks extraordinaire! That's what I think. I think it's going to get a whole lot more interesting as it unfolds. How about you? What do you think? Politicks - what a gig...the only profession where you can screw everyone and take their money too! Amazing...
XOXO
Micheline
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